We don’t take ourselves too seriously at Upcycled Ugly.
With that being said, we’re going to tell you about Big Bertha’s latest endeavor: Stripping.
So, as you remember, Big Bertha had a significant weight loss back in December:
With her newfound confidence, she has begun shedding layers to reveal her “true colors”.
is was a modest girl (I hear she went to Catholic school...), until this guy came along:
OwOw! Hold yourself back, ladies… This guy is a BAD BOY.
The layers on her cute backside were the first to go…
Which was like looking at:
“Are you ready for your closeup, Ms. Bertha?”
No airbrushing necessary for that fine physique…
We’re following up Bertha’s backside with her right side. She says that is her most “photogenic” side.
She even revealed a dirty, little secret
under 15000 layers of construction adhesive! How cute!? [Her makeup artist is still trying to remove dirty adhesive from her hands after several showers…ugh…but will be so adorably worth it]
Next up: The Money Maker!
In no time, Bertha will be feeling like: