Since we last spoke, Big Bertha has been big-time into stripping!
She’s still seeing her boyfriend, Mr. Aircraft Paint Remover, and although the relationship has been degrading to her morals, has been wonderful for her appearance.
Her top half has had a “rough strip” on all sides:
This part of stripping revealed a whoooooolllleee lot of cellulite (on her forehead, no less…huh?!). [Bertha…. I feel your pain, baby!]
She even got some “up close & personal” stripping on her door side. She had some old gunk, like two day old mascara in color “dingy white”, on her j-rail (pictured below) and her “peepers”:
…but they’re looking much better now. [Plays Hallelujah Chorus][cue light from heaven]
We even got her to reveal her front “peepers” with the help of surgery (aka a saw):
Revealing only the most lovely of scenery (just teasin’ neighbors)!
All things considering, Bertha says her confidence is high and she’s feeling like “a rose amongst the lilies”!